1. Daddy went to work to bring home cooked bacon.
Of course this would be true if Daddy worked at Oscar Meyer. And that would be Awesome!
2. Mommy where are my cocks? (crocs)
I should probably buy her normal named shoes to avoid this mix up. And also, I have no idea where her cocks are, she's two!
3. Hey Mommy, look at that big cock? (clock)
I should probably buy her normal named shoes to avoid this mix up. And also, I have no idea where her cocks are, she's two!
3. Hey Mommy, look at that big cock? (clock)
Awesome when we’re at Kohls. The looks of disapproving Moms….love it!
4. Peanuts make [The Boy] throw down. (up)
Yes, they make him so angry he pulls his nine and shoots ‘em up. Or grabs his shank and knifes the shit out of them.
5. I want the yogurt drink of monkeys.
Sounds like she’s going to be the next villain in an Indiana Jones movie, doesn’t it? She wants the drinkable dannon yogurt, there just happens to be a monkey on the label.
Stay tuned...more to come.
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I especially like point 3. Mine hasn't mastered the u or the g and says throughout the day and in random placed "Mommy I Horny", he means hungry. There have been a lot of red faces and averted eyes from strangers.
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My three year old, in church, to the pastor: "Do you like my hot pants?" Pastor turns red, looks at my husband for an explanation. Husband is gasping for air trying to choke back laughter. Husband bails out daughter, "She struggles with her R and talks like she's from Boston. She's talking about her HEART pants."
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